February 5, 2007 · by
1. Drowned in an outhouse
2. Eaten by a giant shadow puppet in the shape of a T-rex
3. Head cut off by shrapnel from a passing train
4. Chopped up by blade from a paper cutter
5. Head cut off by shovel
6. Cut in half by 2 closing glass doors
7. Lit Firecraker in nose
8. Impaled by deer antlers through the heart
9. Bleed to death from cutting off his own foot
10. Smothered to death after a pillow was place on her face and a curling iron was place in her vagina