"THE THERAPIST"
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE lays on DR. PINKOS' couch, facing away from him. As she gets comfortable, DR. PINKOS retrieves his pen and notebook from his desk. ROXANNE finally sits still as DR. PINKOS sits back down in his chair.
ROXANNE
Do you want me to begin where we left off last week?
Roxanne looks over her shoulder at Dr. Pinkos as Dr. Pinkos nods, not looking up from his notebook.
ROXANNE
Ok, well this week I think I made some real progress. I went to the mall and bought a new shirt. I made sure that it was a polyester blend because polyester doesn't bleed when I wash it.
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INT. ROXANNE'S BEDROOM- NIGHT
Young Roxanne wears a pink night gown. Mother tucks Roxanne into bed while she reaches to turn off the bedside lamp.
MOTHER
When the house catches on fire, I hope you're not wearing one of these night gowns your Aunt gave you for Christmas . They are made out of polyester.
Young Roxanne looks at Mother, puzzled. Mother looks at the window across the bedroom as she continues her story.
MOTHER
Well, this girl Grandma knew was wearing a polyester night gown when her house burned down, and polyester is made out of plastic, so even though she jumped out the window and SHE didn't catch on fire, her nightgown melted on to her skin, and then SHE DIED.
Mother looks down at her daughter's face to see that young Roxanne is frozen from shock. Mother smiles and acts as if what she just told her adolescent daughter was completely normal.
MOTHER
Ok, Good night Honey! Sleep tight!
Mom turns off the lamp and exits the room, slamming the door.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
Then I left because there were too many people at the mall. After I started my car and everything, I left the parking lot and made my way towards the interstate. As I merged over, this guy cut me off. I was just about to honk my horn, and then suddenly my anxiety came back.
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INT. MOTHER'S CAR- DAY
Mother is taking young Roxanne to school.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Mom! There's my friend Natalie from Dance Class. Honk your horn!
MOM
You should never beep your horn. Someone could be having the worst day of their life, and if you beep that horn, it's all your fault when the gun goes off.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
I don't know what it is. I mean even the littlest thing can make me feel nervous. Something as little as walking out of a room.
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INT. LIVING ROOM- EVENING
Mother watches television as young Roxanne washes her hands in the bathroom. Mother hears the sink stop, and without even turning her head back to Roxanne, starts speaking.
MOTHER
Don't turn the bathroom light off with wet hands. I think that's how one of the presidents died.
Young Roxanne, reaching for the light switch, quickly jerks back in horror. She holds he hand in front of her face as she examines it.
MOTHER
When you get electrocuted, I will have to hit you with a piece of wood to make it stop,
Young Roxanne scans the room and stops when she sees a wooden bat sitting in the corner of the living room.
MOTHER
(continues)
but if I can't find the broom in time, all your skin will fall off.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
My boss thinks maybe I should take a vacation. She has this house in St. John, but I'm just not sure.
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INT. LIVING ROOM- EVENING
Young Roxanne and Mom watch television as rain pours down outside. A commercial for a vacation package to the beach comes on. Young Roxanne's eyes light up.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Mommy! We should take a vacation!
MOM
Vacation? Beach!? A family that Grandma knew when she lived in Florida went out on a boat once. Well they weren't careful and their boat sank.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Did they DIE?
MOM
Don't be silly, Roxanne.
Young Roxanne perks her head up in hopes that her mother's story won't involve tragic deaths.
MOTHER
They tried to swim for a while, but the sharks came and ate the Mommy and one of the little boys.
Young Roxanne sighs and looks down at her lap.
MOTHER
The other little boy, Timmy, kept trying to run away, but he couldn't because you can't run from sharks. Timmy and Daddy tried to climb on some of the sharks' backs so they could ride them back to shore, but their legs were too close to the sharks mouths, so the sharks ate their legs. Timmy lived.
Young Roxanne jumps out of her chair.
YOUNG ROXANNE
YAY!!!
MOTHER
Only he stayed in a coma. He's still in a coma. So we can't go on vacation.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
Doctor, I know you think my anxiety is caused by my childhood, but I'm still convinced I have an underlying medical condition.
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INT. KITCHEN- EVENING
Roxanne sits at the kitchen table while Mom washes dishes.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Mom, I'm thirsty.
MOM
Oh my God, it's probably Diabetes.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
I mean, sometimes symptoms don't have to be noticeable.
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EXT. FRONT YARD- DAY
Roxanne sits on the cement steps leading to her front door. She has just fallen off of her bicycle.
Mom comes out of the front door and sees Roxanne.
MOM
Is that a bruise on your knee!? I'm calling the Doctor. That's a sign of Leukemia.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
Oh, I forgot to tell you. My Grandmother lived right down the street from us. She always gave me advice about everything. She had a lot of good advice.
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INT. OLIVE GARDEN- EVENING
Enter GRANDMA. Young Roxanne is sitting at a table drinking her milk with a spoon. Grandma sits down at the table and stares at Roxanne with a look of disapproval.
GRANDMA
Roxie, if you continue to drink your chocolate milk with a spoon, no man will ever marry you.
Young Roxanne nods her head and sets her spoon down.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Okay, Grandma.
Grandma is looking around with a smug look on her face. Young Roxanne grabs a fork and sticks it into her chicken alfredo.
GRANDMA
Where is that waiter!? We need a different fork.
Grandma looks at young Roxanne with hawk eyes as young Roxanne raises the fork to her mouth.
GRANDMA
Don't use plastic forks, Roxie. If you bite a piece off and swallow it, it will clog your lungs.
Young Roxanne puts down her fork and stops eating.
YOUNG ROXANNE
Okay, Grandma.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
I was always hungry when grandma was around. I never quite figured that out. Anyways, I was working on a paper for my US History class one time when she came over. My Grandmother loves history. Over the years I think I learned more from her than from the books.
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INT. LIVING ROOM- EVENING
Grandma sits under a lamp in the corner and reads a book. Roxanne sits on the couch, watching television.
GRANDMA
Roxie, turn that Color TV off. You know when I was a girl, we didn't have Color TVs. In fact we didn't have any color at all. Everything was black and white. The walls ,our clothes. That's why the race riots happened in the 60's. Suddenly everyone could see things so clearly. We were all confused before. The world didn't get some color until Jesus came back, right in the middle of the Wizard of Oz movie.
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE- DAY
ROXANNE
After she left, I finished my paper. I got a D. I think my teacher had it in for me though.
DR. PINKOS
(looking at his Rolex)
We'll have to finish this next week Roxanne, we're out of time.
ROXANNE
(as she walks out the door)
I think I'm starting to make some real progress, doctor. Thanks!
As Dr. Pinkos closes the door to his office, he hears Roxanne scream. He shakes his head, and sits back down in his chair, taking notes.
FADE OUT